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How to Catch Rats… With EXTREME PREJUDICE!
This is what the copy says: “Romantic rat night life the charming dashing habit is many, The on the way fortune upons the strange monster miserably and miserably and miserably!die”  You really can’t make this stuff up!
I also have it on good authority that the back of the box has instructions on how to microwave the captured critters. BAM! Miserably!die, you romantic rat monsters!

How to Catch Rats… With EXTREME PREJUDICE!

This is what the copy says: “Romantic rat night life the charming dashing habit is many, The on the way fortune upons the strange monster miserably and miserably and miserably!die”  You really can’t make this stuff up!

I also have it on good authority that the back of the box has instructions on how to microwave the captured critters. BAM! Miserably!die, you romantic rat monsters!

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We just met Muhammad Ali’s lesser known younger brother, Bolling.

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Just read this in a news item: “…a steamy waterworld that is larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.” Why does that make me snicker? hehehe

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Blood seems to wash off human skin and hair. So says me, Mr. Nosebleed. Looking for a new clothing material product idea? There you go.

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"We say God and man, good and evil, life and death, rich and poor, light and dark, up and down, in and out, male and female, and black and white. But would we see things differently if we said man and God, evil and good, death and life, poor and rich, dark and light, down and up, out and in, female and male, and white and black?"

— Michael Lipsey (via stoicmike)

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In less than a year, I have packed, moved, unpacked, and now with a major home remodeling project, am packing again. All that “experience” has taught me that there are only two things that make the ordeal, although not more fun, at least more palatable and manageable:

  • Get rid of all your junk.
  • Quit acquiring more junk.

    You think we’d learn.

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    My reply to Mike below:

    Sorry, we all have the shits. “That’s the way the world is.” And although I’d like to say, “Just ignore the bad,” if you think about it, they help us truly appreciate the good. I guess the trick is just not to let the shits bother us.

    Tags: life good bad evil
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    "There are plenty of nice people, and there are lots who aren’t, and that’s the way the world is, and there’s nothing that can be done about it except to hold the good ones close, and to never let the shits into your life."

    — Michael Lipsey (via stoicmike)

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    It’s Not About VD!

    I detect a slight buzzing afoot around today’s — Valentine’s Day — Google custom logo/animation (I believe they’re called Google Doodles). Cute and definitely worth a watch. Just go to Google if it’s still VD, or if everything’s right with your world and you have no reason to drop by Google today, check it out later at the Google Doodles page. Go ahead, watch it, and come on back… I’ll wait.

    Back already? Of course not. Admit it, you’re normal, so you spent who knows how many minutes (hours?) exploring all the Doodles, completely forgot about this post, and somehow just accidentally managed to come across this again and got reminded that you were in the middle of reading it. I understand, and not to worry, I’ll wrap it up quick…

    Did you see the gay couple pictured? That’s what the buzz is all about. Interesting. But what I find more interesting is that it tends to mask the true message of the Doodle, a message that Google is actually inadvertently spreading, which is:

    We don’t need Google to succeed. We just need to be real life observant.

    Big surprise, huh?

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